Blu-ray Review: ‘The Last Stand’ Marks Career Low for Schwarzenegger

Printer-friendly versionPrinter-friendly versionE-mail page to friendE-mail page to friendPDF versionPDF version
No votes yet

CHICAGO – “The Last Stand” may mark the first time Arnold Schwarzenegger fulfilled his iconic promise, “I’ll be back,” and the general public replied, “Who cares?” Designed as a comeback vehicle for the actor-turned-governor-turned-wannabe actor, this competently made yet instantly forgettable flick has already gained notoriety as one of the year’s biggest bombs. Hasta la vista, indeed.

Several factors could’ve played a role in the picture’s swift theatrical demise. Schwarzenegger’s heavily publicized affair and subsequent divorce, not to mention his tepidly received autobiography, kept his popularity at a record low, while the film’s sneering tagline, “Retirement is for Sissies,” may have turned off a great many working class moviegoers. Yet the biggest problem, as I see it, is Arnold himself. He is simply not a good actor. At all. Blu-ray Rating: 2.0/5.0
Blu-ray Rating: 2.0/5.0

Sure, Schwarzenegger had the muscular physique of a steroid-dependent movie star back in the ’80s, when he was required to do little more than rattle off billboard-ready catchphrases while maintaining a deadpan expression. He was the epitome of two-dimensional cool in “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” but in “The Last Stand,” he resembles Tommy Wiseau with a tan. No longer can his embarrassingly stilted line delivery and forced facial expressions be played for easy laughs. This film needs an actor with the gravitas of Clint Eastwood or Henry Fonda to keep the audience engaged, and Schwarzenegger just doesn’t have it. He wouldn’t know a nuance if it was injected into his veins. Even the less impressive actors in this ensemble act him off the screen, with the exception of Johnny Knoxville, one of the rare actors whose screen persona has fewer dimensions than Schwarzenegger’s. It’s not really Arnold’s picture anyway, since he’s often left off-camera while the script basks in its wide array of supporting players: the good (Forest Whittaker, Rodrigo Santoro), the bad (Eduardo Noriega, Peter Storemare) and the weird (Luis Guzmán, Johnny Knoxville). If anything, this should’ve been Harry Dean Stanton’s picture, since he kickstarts the film’s adrenaline with his single scene as a gun-toting farmer. He’s so fearsome, he’d even make ol’ Arnie scurry off his lawn.

The Last Stand was released on Blu-ray and DVD on May 21st, 2013.
The Last Stand was released on Blu-ray and DVD on May 21st, 2013.
Photo credit: Lionsgate Entertainment

The most tragic thing about this doomed project is that it served as the English-language debut of Kim Jee-Woon, the enormously gifted Korean director of “I Saw the Devil” and, yes, “The Good, The Bad, The Weird.” He certainly has a gift for staging effective action setpieces, and he demonstrates it multiple times in this film, particularly during the rather elegant climactic car chase through a cornfield. If Jee-Woon ever scores a hit on American soil, he’ll be a shoo-in for “Fast & Furious 12.”
“The Last Stand” is presented in 1080p High Definition (with a 2.40:1 aspect ratio), accompanied by English and Spanish audio tracks and is available in a Blu-ray/digital copy/UltraViolet combo pack. Special features include deleted/extended scenes, three featurettes and a half-hour making-of documentary where producers insist that it was their goal to show a different side of Schwarzenegger as part of his big screen reinvention. Instead of playing a square-jawed monosyllabic poster boy for justice, he plays a slightly older square-jawed monosyllabic poster boy for justice. His next projects include sequels to “The Terminator,” “Conan” and “Twins” (“Jingle All the Way 2: Turbomen Assemble” has yet to be announced). So much for reinvention.

‘The Last Stand’ is released by Lionsgate Entertainment and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Forest Whittaker, Eduardo Noriega, Rodrigo Santoro, Jaimie Alexander, Luis Guzmán, Peter Stormare and Johnny Knoxville. It was written by Andrew Knauer and directed by Kim Jee-Woon. It was released on May 21st, 2013. It is rated R. staff writer Matt Fagerholm

Staff Writer

Tames5's picture

ugg online

Always June, Espousing they classic components, chaussures Louboutin Pas cher UGG Holds for being a mention of individual some of the most important Destroyer.

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

User Login

Free Giveaway Mailing


  • Space Force

    CHICAGO – Seemingly ripped from the headlines, by way of “Dr. Strangelove,” the new Netflix TV series “Space Force” debuted on May 29th, 2020. Patrick McDonald of reviewed the series during the Eddie Volkman Show (Star 96.7 FM in Joliet, Illinois) on June 5th, 2020.

  • Adriana Leonard & Carley Marcelle

    CHICAGO – When two passionate content creators got together, they sought not only to produce a work of entertainment, but a higher philosophy within it. Co-Writers/Directors and Executive Producers Adriana Leonard and Carley Marcelle have created “Beta” A Digital Series, and they are about to launch it.

Advertisement on Twitter

archive Top Ten Discussions