Rating: 1.5/5.0 |
CHICAGO – Oscar accolades are a godsend, but so are they an affliction. They’re the ultimate vote of respect from your industry, but then you’ve got to keep being as genius as they thought you were. In M. Night Shyamalan’s case, it’s all gone downhill since his 1999 smash-hit “The Sixth Sense,” which was nominated for six of these portly golden statues. Now attaching his name to a movie does it more destruction than good.
After first trying to emulate Alfred Hitchock and failing to, Shyamalan shifted to attempting a blockbuster with 2010’s “The Last Airbender,” which won at the box office but failed miserably with critics. Back for redemption in 2013, he teamed up with the most mismatched kin you could imagine: the profitable Hollywood family comprised of Will, Jaden, Jada Pinkett and Caleeb Pinkett Smith.
The result of Shyamalan trying to evidence he could rise to J.J. Abrams or Steven Spielberg blockbuster caliber is that he can’t and likely never will. “After Earth” is a wasteland riddled with cinematic trash the likes of which would take thousands of words to successfully dissect. But I’ll humor you nonetheless – while our critic, Brian Tallerico, already has in his 1-out-5 trashing [14].
From the 12 titles he’s written and mostly all directed (excluding “After Earth” because it just opened), I calculate that Shyamalan films have a cumulative global box-office gross of $2.5 billion on total production budgets of $665 million (according to Box Office Mojo data from 2010’s “Devil” back to 1992’s “Praying With Anger”).
Only one Shyamalan film had a global gross less than its production budget (1998’s mega flop “Wide Awake”), and by the numbers, he’s a financial success over and over again. But numbers lie. In the hearts and minds of moviegoers and critics, he’s a failure time and time again who keeps trying to prove he’s a legend that he’s not. Out of 12, only two – “The Sixth Sense” (his biggest big-office hit, at $672 million, and most profitable film) and 2002’s “Signs” (his second biggest, at $408 million) – should have made it to Hollywood.
In a $130 million production, “After Earth” so awkwardly opens with one of the worst intro sequences I’ve seen in quite some time. Amateur “indicating” acting – especially from Jaden Smith – and shoddy editing that rushes along without a backstory we needed hastily launches us into a poorly scripted excuse for Will Smith to be on the screen with his golden child.
Their unusual English accents never make sense. Why Will Smith speaks so slowly doesn’t fit with his attempted character traits and would at least be better explained if we saw him drowsily doped up on Benadryl. While Jaden Smith’s 15-year-old acting does warm up after the train wreck of when the camera first features him, “After Earth” is a performance regression for someone who has proven quality dramatic acting with 2006’s “The Pursuit of Happyness” and 2010’s “The Karate Kid”.
I pretty much expected a Willow Smith cameo just to whip her hair against a poisonous lion or a tiger. Then at least we’d have had a completely honest attempt to cash in the entire Smith family. Instead, we’re subjected to a pitch to join a cult with cheesy lines like “danger is real; fear is a choice” so as to make a rich Hollywood family even richer without deserving it.
And yes, Zoë Kravitz is Lenny Kravitz’s daughter. The film’s family flashbacks to scenes when the daughter, mother and son show some semblance of normalcy, emotion and love are one of its few effective devices that can somewhat be believed. But they’re in the past, they feel lazily plopped in and we can’t translate them into how they’re supposed to impact the present. We have emotion back then, but little in modern day when this duo has to fight for their lives to survive.
In this story by Will Smith, he envisioned his Cypher Raige character to maintain a mission as a post-apocalyptic “ranger” without emotion much like Gregory House. But his character never evolves. Cypher’s wife, Faia Raige – actually played evocatively by Sophie Okonedo – even warns him early on that Kitai Raige (Jaden Smith) needs a father rather than a ranger. A paternal instinct peeps in every now and then, but that’s ultimately a critically missing element of a script that’s plagued with countless other problems.
All plants and animals on Earth – since its destruction – have evolved to kill humans. Well, except for a conveniently placed bigass bird that decides to mother Kitai for no apparent reason. “After Earth” attempts to extract your real emotion in a seminal scene with this bird, and for me, it worked. But I had to let go of all logic and all understanding that I was being manipulated with a trite Hollywood plot twist – and then I could feel in that moment when others might have laughed.
But moments like that were less than few and far between. Aside from then – and a similarly attempted scene at the end that tried to circle back to an earlier shot “for honor” – “After Earth” suffers a lack of much-needed emotion in its abandoned badlands where it spent 100 short minutes trying to earn your adoration.
Picking from a script that had holes within holes, the film’s most grievous plot evolution was Jaden Smith’s attempted character growth. You’ve got a boy who desperately wants to earn ranger status and formally fails to. While he’s pretty much afraid of his own shadow, suddenly he gets shipwrecked and has to buck up and be the ranger he never was.
Culminating in what actually was an entertaining “ghosting” fight against the film’s big bad monster, Kitai unrealistically learns to hide his fear. But later, if your brain is active, you realize how manipulated you were as we can’t believe how he got there. Kitai suddenly gets cut off from dad in his mission to find a rescue beacon miles away – and unrealistically decides to age himself from a fearful child into a fearless man by jumping off a cliff with a smart suit.
Mind you, I freely admit that I’d love to sport that flying suit, which is much like the uncommon Tanooki Suit found in Super Mario Bros. 3. And likewise, my geeky gadget side enjoyed much of the film’s technological advances – especially a ranger’s greatest weapon: a morphing cutlass that can transform into dozens of different swords. But expensive CGI and delicious eye candy aside, ultimately the core of what we’re left with is a film M. Night Shyamalan shouldn’t have directed, Jaden Smith shouldn’t have starred in and Will Smith shouldn’t have fathered.
[15] | By ADAM FENDELMAN [16] |
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