Seeing John Malkovich

John Malkovich is signing autographs for a homeless man & a guy in a wheelchair.

True story.

The guy in the wheelchair is yelling “Oh my God!” repeatedly.

The homeless man suddenly & excitedly asks, “Why you walkin’ ‘round Chicago all by ya’self? You ain’ got no people witcha. These are the streets of Chicago! Why you walkin’ ‘round all by y’self?”

The guy in the wheelchair takes a brief respite from his “Oh my God!” tirade & explains:

“Man, di’n’t you see that movie? He’s ka-raz-zee!”

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When telling the story, my ex-roommate asked, “What movie was he talking about?”

I replied, “It’s John Malkovich. Take your pick.”